Stranger: hi
You: OMG WHY DID YOU STEAL MY BABY? D: THAT WAS SO MEAN
Stranger: I AM NO DINGO
You: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR ON YOUR WAY TO THE COW STORE
Stranger: TO BUY MILK AND COOKIES FOR THE ORPHANS
You: BUT THE ORPHANS ARE GREEDY AS FUCK
You: JK
Stranger: IT IS THE TRUTH, DREAMCHILD
You: THE CHEESE IS FLYING! CATCH IT!!!
Stranger: OH NO, THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER GOT TO IT FIRST! D:
You: HOW COULD YOU LET THAT HAPPEN
Stranger: I... I just dont know... I have failed you master :'c
You: yes you did -.-
You: you're a TERRIBLE husband!
Stranger: but a LOVING father
You: YOU STOLE YOU'R OWN CHILD YOUR NOT LOVING
Stranger: BUT YOU WERE SPOILING HER
You: BECAUSE YOU NEVER GAVE HER ANYTHING
Stranger: SHE HAS TO LEARN HOW TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF
Stranger: SO NOT TO TURN OUT AS YOU!
You: SHE'S A YEAR OLD DAMN YOU
Stranger: WE HAD TO FIGHT THE WOLVES AND BEARS AT THAT AGE
You: DAMMIT I KNEW THAT I SHOULD HAVE MARRIED ANDY WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE
Stranger: ANDY, THAT LOWLIFE SCUM? Well i guess you might have been happier with him
You: nah... you pay for shit... never mind. i think I'll just cheat on you with him if you dont mind
Stranger: ah, the old cuckold maneuvor!
You: oh wait! forget that too. he's terrible in the bed.
Stranger: yeah, nothing like me! *flex*
You: SPEAKING OF WHICH! WHY HAVENT YOU FUCKED ME IN 3 MONTHS???
Stranger: YOU KNOW I DONT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!
You: THATS TOO DAMN BAD
Stranger: maybe... maybe if you would put on that bear costume...?
You: what about the other one? i mean, it shows way more cleavage than the bear costume...
Stranger: but your ass, with that tail, it just get's me GOING
You: but the tail looks like a CHODE
You: OH MY GOD ARE YOU GAY???????
Stranger: OH MY GOD YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT THIS WAY
You: OH MY GOD! NO WONDER YOU WERE SO DAMN GOOD AT PICKING OUT CLOTHES FOR ME!!!
Stranger: WELL IT'S SO EASY, YOUR CLEARLY A SPRING-TYPE WITH YOUR FARESKIN
You: OH MY GOD YOU ARE GAY!!!!! IS THAT WHY THERE WERE MALE STRIPPERS IN THE HOUSE WHEN I GOT BACK FROM JAPAN?!?!?!?!
Stranger: THAT WAS AN UNRELATED INCIDENT, DON'T THINK MY LIFE IS ALL JUST STRIPPERS AND GLORYHOLES
Stranger: there was a time I even thought we could love each other
You: well how can we love eachother when you're GAY and im A WOMAN?!?!?!
You: WTF????????/
Stranger: love... can overcome mere sexual preferences...
You: well thats a reliefe
You: damn i spelled that wrong
Stranger: implying it's hard to type with just one hand
You: yes. yes it is.
Stranger: AAAHHHHHHH YEAAHHHHHH
Stranger: the only thing this place needs is image macros
You: oh so is THAT the man you cheated on my with?!?!
Stranger: AND HE LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT
You: OH MY GOD! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHROOM!
Stranger: THE WORLD IS YOUR BATHROOM!
You: WELL GOD DAMMIT
Stranger: I'll just be going to my spaceship then :/
You: oh that old thing??? i sold it in a yard sale
Stranger: oh god dammit Dorothy, why can't you ever respect my things
You: because you have shitty taste in stuff
Stranger: well i guess i have to have since i chose you
You: OH FUCK YOU
Stranger: YOUD LIKE THAT WOULDNT YOU
You: YES I FUCKING WOULD
Stranger: YOUD LIKE MY ROCK HARD ROD IN YOU
You: FUCK YES I WOULD
Stranger: ....really?
Stranger: what say you we... take this to the kitchen?
You: hell no now get out of the shower already. you're gunna use up all the hot water
Stranger: YOU ALWAYS TEASE ME SO!
You: YES I DO NOW GET OUT OF THE FUCKING SHOWER
Stranger: okayh :c
